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shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

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sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

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  • mom: in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
  • me: i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: what
  • me: nothing

watchtheskytonight:

Best sister ever

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soloontherocks:

returntothestars:

blue-espeon:

aeonfrodo:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play

Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk

Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.

I DON’T KNOW HOW

BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.

So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I

I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…

This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:

The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.

SCIENCE

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soloontherocks:

returntothestars:

blue-espeon:

aeonfrodo:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play

Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk

Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.

I DON’T KNOW HOW

BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.

So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I

I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…

This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:

The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.

SCIENCE

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mishoverlord:

irrationalwitch:

pottercolours:

friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

#he’s a keeper

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buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s breath
  • said in hushed tones
  • insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear

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twyll:

i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

aw yeah

we tight

we bros

but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????

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riddlemetom:

sweden has invented a carbonated water that tastes exactly like chocolate milkshake this could be the cure for obesity where is the nobel prize 

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cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

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russianparkourist:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr

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russianparkourist:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr

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