let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

(Source: carlosbaila, via raysteeezy)

Timestamp: 1398138782

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

(Source: carlosbaila, via raysteeezy)

(Source: c-inismus, via jessicakatelyn)

It was one of those things where no matter how great something is, when you are utterly exhausted, and
 I was sick, too, it just was too much… I tried to go to an after party, but it was absolutely miserable, and I walked right back out and went home and ordered a pizza.

(Source: hermione-granges, via invasionxsuccexy)

Timestamp: 1398052888

It was one of those things where no matter how great something is, when you are utterly exhausted, and
 I was sick, too, it just was too much… I tried to go to an after party, but it was absolutely miserable, and I walked right back out and went home and ordered a pizza.

(Source: hermione-granges, via invasionxsuccexy)

gwenlightened:

stayy0ungandwild:

midgeorgiabelle:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

And perfect hair

And you get to lure men into their death

And cute little fishy friends

(via goodbyebabylon)

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

(Source: adventurouscrime, via shutthe-fullcup)

Timestamp: 1398052713

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

(Source: adventurouscrime, via shutthe-fullcup)

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

(via ijustlikeyouforyourbeard)

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

(via ijustlikeyouforyourbeard)

Timestamp: 1398052560

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

(via ijustlikeyouforyourbeard)

dekufox:

pennyisdreadful:

raideo:

lightsaurora:

MORE DADDY MORE

THROW ME AGAIN

I WANNA FLY DADDY

omg ;v;

That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”

this is adorable

(Source: 4gifs, via vapcap)

Timestamp: 1398052523

dekufox:

pennyisdreadful:

raideo:

lightsaurora:

MORE DADDY MORE

THROW ME AGAIN

I WANNA FLY DADDY

omg ;v;

That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”

this is adorable

(Source: 4gifs, via vapcap)

groans:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

(Source: rawstory.com, via peterpanistheboyfriend)

Timestamp: 1398052386

groans:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

(Source: rawstory.com, via peterpanistheboyfriend)

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

(via kiddo94)

Timestamp: 1398052241

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

(via kiddo94)

If you’re my babe, you’re my nigga too.

(Source: tylerrp, via murderrshewrotee)

theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

(via jaay-moralessss)